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| First ever photograph of a wild bagpipe, taken in the Nakano district of Tokyo, Japan, seconds after this photograph was taken, it suddenly attacked and badly mauled the photographer before scurrying off into a nearby derelict building. Latest reports are that after sealing the building off, the police sent in a team of specially trained Alsation and Rotweiller dogs to scare the wild bagpipe out. All dogs have failed to exit the building leading to specultation that they have all been killed by the wild bagpipe. The police are now setting seige to the building in an effort to starve the creature out. |
| New evidence comprising of documents, film footage and photographs has just discovered in the attic of a house near Minden, Germany. It shows that wartime Germany was experimenting with wild bagpipes in an effort to turn them into secret offensive weapons. We will publish more on this breaking news as we get it |
| It was awful, I had just went to your highland games to look at the men in skirts, I didn't know these creatures existed - it was terrible - I cried - they made them scream so much - there has to be some kind of law against this barbaric practice, I am going to complain to my MEP |
| A man recently boarded the overnight train from London to Glasgow unaware that a band of skirted hoologans were aboard with their captive bagpipes, their incessant droning during the whole length of the journey drove the man mad. He is presently receiving counsellingwith a view to getting phsyciatrict treatment. |
| We can't say too much on this news just in, but a good brood of wild bagpipes has been sighted in a place we cannot say, photographs will shortly be available on the site - WATCH THIS SPACE! |
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